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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (Two-Disc Edition + Digital Copy) [Blu-ray]

Director: Stephen Sommers
Actors: Channing Tatum, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Christopher Eccleston, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Byung Hun Lee
Studio: Paramount

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Rating: 3.0 out of 5 stars

114 reviews
Sales Rank: 59

Format: AC-3, Color, Dolby, DTS Surround Sound, Dubbed, Subtitled, Widescreen
Languages: English (Original Language), French (Original Language), Spanish (Original Language), English (Subtitled), French (Subtitled), Spanish (Subtitled)
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Media: Blu-ray
Region: 1
Number Of Discs: 2
Running Time: 118 Minutes
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.1
Dimensions (in): 6.6 x 5.3 x 0.6

MPN: PARBR071674
UPC: 097360716740
EAN: 0097360716740
ASIN: B002NXSRX4

Theatrical Release Date: 2009
Release Date: November 3, 2009 (New: Last 30 Days)
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Product Description
Studio: Paramount Home Video Release Date: 11/03/2009 Run time: 118 minutes Rating: Pg13

Amazon.com
The Rise of Cobra is not your grandfather's G.I. Joe. It's more like C.G.I. Joe with explosive special-effects action sequences that provide the film with a surplus of "Boom Boom Pow" (to quote the Black Eyed Peas song that drives the end credits). This blast from the summer past is very much like the metal-munching nano-mite missiles a (literally) mad Doctor (Joseph Gordon-Levitt cashing in some of his indie cred) and McCullen, a Scottish weapons dealer (Christopher Eccleston), threaten to unleash upon the world. It never stops. Ever. The original G.I. Joe action figure was an all-American hero. These Joes are--all together now--"the best of the best," an elite multi-national squad. Two soldiers, Duke (a buff Channing Tatum), an "on the ground, in the fight" kind of guy, and Ripcord (Marlon Wayans), his wisecracking best friend, are rescued by the Joes after they are ambushed while transporting the missiles. These are no ordinary Joes. Snake-Eyes (Ray Park) is a silent ninja, Stella (Rachel Nichols) a bodacious brainiac, Heavy Duty (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) the imposing weapons specialist, and Breaker (Said Taghamaoui) the techie. They are led by gruff Gen. Hawk (Dennis Quaid), who barks out lines like, "When all else fails, we don't," with polish. Duke and Ripcord are recruited to join the classified unit after Duke discovers that Ana (Sienna Miller), his former fiancée, is in cahoots with McCullen and now sports the sinister moniker the Baroness, not to mention killer cleavage-enhancing latex outfits. This being the first in a budding franchise, there is much backstory to cover. Flashbacks date back to 1641! But the order of the day is underground military command centers, underwater evil lairs, gleaming high-tech weaponry, breakneck chases, and cool gadgets, such as a speed-accelerating hydraulic suit. It's enough to make you want to dust off your original Hasbro action figures or, the studio no doubt hopes, buy the new ones. --Donald Liebenson

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GI Joe rocked the house November 24, 2009
J. Plourde (NH)
This move was not meant to be any more like the original comic book series than any of the other recent flicks from our child hood days. The movie has a fairly good plot which is a plus as always but the action and special effects were what brought this film alive in a big way. The CGI and true life scenes blended together seamlessly. I also thought it was great that the actresses were not just in the film for eye candy but truly kicked some serious backside! I remember as a kid when reading the comics how the futuristic plots would seem so "cool" and this film brought that feeling back with the nanomite plot. You can not go wrong by adding this to your Blu-ray collection.

3 out of 5 stars

C.G.I. Joe November 23, 2009
dwillis
The title for the review says it all. The over-use of computer animated graphics made this flick somewhat cheesy. If you can stomach this problem, the movie itself is pretty cool & the characters are pretty good as well. The acting is only so-so, but it is what you would expect from a movie that is not loaded with A-listers. The plot was somewhat predictable just as it was in the animated series back in the 80's, so that is fine. The fake new technology/weapons in the movie was very cool & made for an interesting storyline. As long as the Baroness comes back for the sequel & is once again clad in pleather....I will be watching it.

2 out of 5 stars

JUST ENTERTAINING ENOUGH November 22, 2009
M. Western
If you are looking for something with cool effects, some action scenes and a little eye candy here and there for a kick back evening, this will probably do. It's worth a rent just for kicks, but honestly, it was just entertaining enough to overcome some really horrible acting from Channing Tatum. His stilted lines, rushed delivery and lifeless performance is enough to be truly distracting. I like several of the other actors and frankly they along with the effects save this movie from abject failure. I made the mistake of a blind buy and have lived to regret it.

4 out of 5 stars

Action November 22, 2009
S. Roberts
1 out of 2 found this review helpful

This movie is full of action. Sometimes you can have a little too much action, but very good.

3 out of 5 stars

G.I. Joe - The Rise of Overyhype and Merchandising November 20, 2009
Jeff Wiley (Atlanta, GA)
0 out of 1 found this review helpful

I've always held to the belief that the more of an attachment one has to literary characters, the more apt that person is to criticize a cinematic portrayal of those characters. The G.I. Joe comics were a big part of my life growing up, so when I heard that a movie was being made - scheduled for an August 2009 release (August is, traditionally, a month for dud movies to be released) - I was skeptical.

As far as the acting goes, some of it was adequate, and some of it was awful. Dennis Quaid completely phoned in his performance as General Hawk. Channing Tatum was bad as Duke, and needs to seriously consider an acting class before making another movie. While the casting of any Wayans brother is historically box office poison, Marlon Wayans actually didn't hurt the movie as much as I expected. I was more surprised that he was cast as Ripcord, rather than Stalker (although it made sense as the story unfolded). Snake Eyes, to me, would be the character that could either make or break this movie. Ray Park, as usual, didn't disappoint. He's usually cast as "the guy who kicks ass but doesn't talk", and this film was no exception. His martial arts sparring with Storm Shadow was one of the highlights of the movie. Christopher Eccleston is perfectly cast as McCullen, the arms dealer who goes on to become Destro. I spotted this movie ten percent on my rating (yes, I really am that shallow) because of Sienna Miller's portrayal of The Baroness. She is, in my opinion, the sexiest recreation of any female comic character on-screen...yes, I'm going to say it...ever. She is a million fanboy fantasies come to life. Her character is also pretty authentic to the source material, unlike Breaker, who was changed from a bubble-gum chewing Tennessean to a man of Arabic descent.

Some of the dialogue was bad. REALLY bad. There are references to the cartoon that are cheesy, and somewhat forced. Origins and background on certain characters are told in flashback mode. In some cases, that worked, and in others, it didn't. I'm all for suspension of disbelief when entering a movie theater, but when that suspension of disbelief is so great that I risk giving myself brain damage, then I have a problem with it. G.I. Joe was always about superior weaponry and technology. However, if you honestly believe that a suit that weighs at least 100 pounds can cause a man to run faster, jump higher, and climb walls with the ease of Spider-Man, then go ahead. The plot is thin, but I wouldn't call it "ridiculous", as based on the context in which it was presented.

The action scenes were very well done. The scene in Paris emphasized that the conflict between G.I. Joe and Cobra was boundless, as well as punctuated the mercilessness of the Cobra. The climactic action scene at the end was presented with a breakneck pace, and was well done. The CGI, overall, was lacking. Some of the CGI in this film was unfit for a Coca-Cola commercial, let alone a big-budget Hollywood movie.

There are a few interesting twists in the movie if you were never a fan of the comic or show. If you were a fan, then you see these twists several scenes before they happen. While the movie came to a satisfying conclusion, it also left just enough thread to create an interesting sequel. Based on the subtitle of this film, I'd imagine that's exactly what the producers had in mind. We'll see. I'd really like to see Hollywood make movies like this into more serious films, rather than a schticky one. `The Dark Knight' told the world that it's OK to make comic book movies for adults, and it would have been nice to see G.I. Joe get the same kind of treatment.

I walked into this movie fully expecting it to suck out loud, based on the critics' - as well as many moviegoers -- response to it thus far. I don't think the movie was dreadful, per se, but parts of it were very cheesy and much exaggerated. This movie is, for all intents and purposes, an extended toy commercial. If one goes into the film expecting a Scorsese-caliber film, then of course you will be disappointed. If you go in expecting a silly, fun, somewhat intentionally over-the-top summer popcorn movie, and simply want to be entertained for two hours, then you very well might enjoy `G.I. Joe - The Rise of Cobra'.

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