The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee | 
| Brand: The Mountain
Department: mens
Buy New: $9.95 - $21.99
as of 11/23/2009 01:02 CST details
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Rating: 1572 reviews
Sales Rank: 7
Fabric Type: cotton
Color: Black
Clothing Size: Mens Small
Size: Mens Small
Shipping Weight (lbs): 2
Dimensions (in): 15 x 13 x 2
MPN: Mountain
Model: 10-2053
ASIN: B002HJ377A
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| Features:
| • | 100% Cotton | | • | Exceptional artwork on a tee shirt | | • | Comfortable, and durable | | • | Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach | | • | Use/Mexico |
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Product Description
This Internet sensation has been featured on You Tube, been discussed in numerous blogs, and has even been the subject of a song and music video. Now, you can own the legendary Three Wolf Moon T-shirt! This adult T-shirt features the Three Wolf Moon design, printed on black tie-dyed 100% cotton.
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A partially domesticated opinion November 22, 2009
Mr. Squirrel (Central Park)
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
Having never seen a wolf, or the moon, or understood what the number "three" meant, I was completely unprepared for the power of these concepts fused onto a tee shirt. Some force drew me to this obscure website, Amazon, which I found by looking over the shoulder of the lady who was simultaneously feeding me peanuts and browsing the web. The Three Wolf Moon shirt called to me from this little plastic box. After causing the woman to run away, shrieking, by strategically burrowing into her hair, I began smashing randomly at the keys. I was able to persuade the electronic gnomes inside to send me the shirt, in the smallest children's size; I could only pray to my tiny gods that the size was small enough. It arrived in two weeks (maybe three, but I could not count that high at the time. For squirrels, there is only none, one, two, or many). I was asleep in my nest high in my tree when I was awoken by the pulse of the shirt. I could hear it inside the UPS truck rolling down the hard black earth towards the ranger station below my tree, the closest thing I had to an address.
The man with the patchy brown fur (why does humans' fur only go down to their knees in summer?) dropped the box unceremoniously on the ranger's front step. The ranger was busy fighting a trash fire across the park; I had set the distraction using the hot ball in the sky and half a pair of seriously corrective bifocals I'd me'd (squirreled) away last winter. I scampered down to retrieve the package, but it proved impossible to drag up the trunk of the tree to my home. I've heard that you humans have similar troubles with mattresses. I had no choice but to gnaw and scrabble at the cardboard box with my tiny claws, some of which I ate (it was quite filling!).
Finally, I was able to drag the shirt out of its wrecked container, clutched it tight between my teeth, and made for the nest. Already I could feel its magic working upon me, increasing my vocabulary, teaching me all the things a squirrel could do to subjugate the humans around it. Simply put, the shirt was a squirrel godsend. Under the light of the moon, when the shirt's powers are at its fullest, I scamper down to the ranger station and whisper fevered instructions in the sleeping ranger's ear. I had him outlaw all dogs in the park, spay all the other male squirrels, and install wireless, so I can continue to use my confiscated computer to increase my knowledge. He feeds me peanuts (I prefer them roasted with sea salt, thank you) and takes me to see movies. My next step will be to order a batch of these shirts for all the ladies. Squirrel ladies.
Thank you, Three Wolf Moon Tee shirt.
Chuck Norris Owns One November 21, 2009
John M. Simmons (Guarding the Texas Border)
0 out of 1 found this review helpful
How do I know? I gave him a Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee after I kicked his a*s so that he could at least LOOK like more of a man instead of standing there - bleeding.
the power of two November 21, 2009
Costel R. Rotundu
LOCATION: Lawrence Berkeley National Lab, Advanced Light Source, Beam Station 7.0, Anglo-resolved photoemission experiment on the new high temperature superconductor pnictide BaFe2As2 doped with Phosphorus
INSIDE THE LAB: Ready, Beam ON. We have the bend magnet synchrotron injecting 501 mA at 1.9 GeV, this is so great. We'll get it now, I know we'll get the band gap now... this reading is so unusual...
HER STORY: The very first time I wore my Three Wolf Moon shirt, it changed my life. I was on an assignment to write an article for my PETA newsletter on the wild goat herd that had taken over the hills behind the Berkeley Lab. I was a little nervous about being around so much science, and I had planned to start my investigation behind one of the side buildings, but I found myself drawn toward the cyclotron instead. It was as if some hidden force was pulling me in that direction. As I stepped through the door, a surge of power shot through me and my shirt drew me to the left, around the sloping corridor. I tried to walk calmly among all those scientists, as if nothing unusual were going on, but the shirt kept pulling me along, further and further. And there it was--or rather, there he was, wearing his own Three Wolf Moon shirt. Our six wolves howled at each other. The moons started to glow. We drew closer... touched... sparks. The building went dark, but the light from our moons help guide us out of the facility and on into the rest of our lives.
The (wolf) gods have smiled on me... November 21, 2009
Shane Johnson (Houston, TX)
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
While stationed in Iraq, one of my buddies told me of the glory that is the Three Wolf Moon shirt. I decided to check it out, knowing that only something truly of the gods could be worthy of such a legend. Indeed, that day, what my eyes beheld before me in glorious cathode-ray-tube 800x600 resolution, changed my life forever.
Of course, having a chance to physically own a piece of magic/history/awesome is far too alluring an offer to pass up for any mortal. Even His Majesty, Chuck Norris, would be hard-pressed to refuse such a tantalizing offer (and, rumor has it, he already owns one, since he was raised by three wolves that constantly howled at the moon amongst green space dust.) Without hesitation, I entered some credit card numbers that I made up on the spot. The wolves must have willed it so, because the order went through. There was certainly a sense of magic/history/awesome in the air that day as my entire unit eagerly anticipated the arrival of what was to be our secret weapon.
When the shirt arrived, our commander saw its elegance, and also its usefulness in combat. The power the three wolves have over terrorists is beyond words. In fact, I no longer wear body armor; nay, the bullets simply either do not touch me, or in the case of the larger-caliber rounds (tank bullets, for instance), they bounce off my chest hair that sticks through the one-size-too-small-but-perfect Three Wolf Moon shirt. In fact, when we clear houses of suspected terrorists, they send me in first wearing my Three Wolf Moon shirt. The terrorists simply give up, and immediately defuse any explosives they may have. The women and children throw flowers at me, and I always get free gifts from the small shops in the street markets. You remember Prince Ali from Aladdin? Yeah, it's like that. Only awesome-er. And I have a flying rug, too. It was just a simple rug until I stepped on it wearing the Three Wolf Moon shirt. Magic, or awesome? Is it too much to believe it is both?
The citizens of our great home, the USA, will not be prepared for the awesome that will step off the plane when we are finished. One glance of this shirt, and I will most likely be elected President, although I would humbly reject such an offer. I will be far too busy fighting off the hordes of gorgeous women that will surely consume me like a flood when I finally arrive.
AMAZED November 21, 2009
J. Hlibichuk (58501)
wow Im just amazed at the power in this shirt! Or maybe its P.O.W (POWER OF WOLVES) not only are the woman attracted to me, its also drew many comments from a few guys, but not my thing! I did a test and used a wolf pic on my networking sites and the power come through like magic within 15 minutes I had received 27 friend invites from people I dont even know, wanting to be my new friend! This is dangerously powerfull must be used with the utmost of care!
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